My dog ate my blog.

Yeah, y'see, this is why I don't have plants. I don't water them, I don't fertilize them, my cat/kids eat them...if people who know me well were asked to list the 10 adjectives that describe me best, "nurturing" would not appear. Ever. So my poor neglected blog sits here, collecting 'Net dust pussies. I'm a bad, bad BlogMom.

And this post, right'chere, is proof positive of how desperate I am to avoid my managerial accounting homework.